ABOUT
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SERVICES
We write, design and build for billion dollar brands.
Landing pages that make your customers weak in the knees. Design worthy of a museum wall. Copy that reads like poetry and sells like Ogilvy. UX/UI as sticky as hot tar in North Carolina. Paid ads that sell like a Florida Snow Cone Vendor on the hottest day of the year. Pitch decks that writes checks. Advertising campaigns that give Don Draper a run for his money. And a whole lot of other shit we’re not allowed to talk about here.
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HOW WE WORK
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HOW WE WORK
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CLIENTS
We’ve always wondered what would happen if David and Goliath set aside their differences and got into business together. Our hunch is they’d make a hell of a lot of money.
Something is lost when startups make the transition to enterprise. What they gain in capital, headcount and clout, they lose in creativity, agility and chutzpah.
Honey is a propulsion agency inside the planet’s biggest and most notorious enterprises, allowing them to build, market and innovate like startups.
PRODUCE MORE.
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Great brands, like artists, are prolific. Picasso produced 50,000 works of art over the course of his lifetime. You should be no different. In less than 90 days, you’ll experience a prolificness that will make your competitors call emergency board meetings.
SELL BEAUTIFULLY.
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Ogilvy said it best: It’s not creative unless it sells. That's the law around here. It’s the gospel. Every piece of work we produce for you is built like a Ferrari. It’s designed with the sole intention to win. It just so happens to look pretty, too.
MOVE FASTER.
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We don’t chase deadlines. We devour them. We move like a jaguar that hasn’t eaten in days––that smells blood. Our hunger is insatiable. Every two weeks you get cunning campaigns, delicious designs and criminally good copy you can deploy immediately.
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HOW we sprint
We work in two-week sprints. This allows us to move at the pace of a jackrabbit in a pair of Moon Boots, while giving us ample time to conjure up magic.
At every public pool, you can find a sun-faded, water-logged sign on the wall displaying a set of "Pool Rules". No diving. No gaping wounds. No urinating. Etcetera. These rules exist to keep things from getting too out of hand. We've established our own set of "Pool Rules" here at Honey, inspired by some of the greatest men and women to ever exist.
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pool rules
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KILL THEM WITH SWEETNESS
In 678 AD, a Saracen Fleet comprised of over 100 warships set sail for the storied walls of Constantinople.
Upon their arrival, they are greeted by a dozen or so pitiful looking watercrafts which make up the far inferior Byzantine Navy. Licking their chops, the Saracens move like an enormous octopus to encapsulate the Byzantines.
By the time the Saracen fleet sees the sun catch the thin bronze tubes jutting out from the prows of the Byzatine vessels, it’s too late. Thousands of gallons of molten fire spring atop the unsuspecting Saracen Fleet, engulfing their ships and the surrounding sea in a fiery hellscape.
It’s no ordinary fire but a wet fire that spreads along the surface of the ocean like the plague and adheres to flesh and wood like glue. As the entire Saracen Navy is leveled, history receives its very first glimpse of a Byzantine secret weapon that would become the bane of their enemies existence: Greek Fire.
Throughout the Byzantine’s long reign, they share the recipe for Greek Fire with no one. It’s kept under such close lock and key that it’s eventually lost to the jaws of history. Over the centuries there has been countless debate about the ingredients used to make Greek Fire.
Historians and anthropologists are in agreement of a few ingredients: sulfer, quicklime, petroleum and…
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FAQ
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When do I pay?
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Do you do one off projects?
If they make us weak in the knees.
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Why wouldn’t this be a fit?